(In regards to feeling like ass and not having anyone to listen to me bitch or take care of me, once I leave work... and no one coming over to visit)
Me: Don't worry about it... I'm sure I'll die a quiet death in my apartment all alone...
R: You're not going to be one of those people that die and then their cats eat the corpse are you - cuz that'd be gross.
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I used to think dying alone and then having a cat eat your corpse was the grossiest thing out there. Then I read an article about a guy in Florida who died and was left for a year in front of his tv. Personally, I would rather be eaten by a cat than view a year of late night informercials. But that's just me.
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