SO... you ever have one of those days where you wake up and you just KNOW it's going to be a wretched day from the instant your eyes open? That's definitely how my day started...
First, I share an apartment with one of my good friends and, between the two of us, we have three cats. Yes, THREE. Two are mine and they are totally nut-so crazy bastards. They think it's all kinds of fun to torture me while I attempt to sleep (I truly think the fuckers know what they're doing when they're doing it too... they HAVE to!). First off, I wake up this morning with one of them ON my head. not laying next to my head, not near my head but ON it. Unfortunately, this is normal and TRULY obnoxious. I push him away and try and go back to sleep... clearly, I've initiated the "keep her awake until she kills us" game. I'm awakened every few minutes by him trying to "creep" back on top of my head. Finally i just threw him out the fucking window and said to hell with it... ;-) OK, so that's a total lie. I launched him across the room (or i pushed him off the bed... it's your choice to believe whichever one of those...) Anyway, finally that stopped... but then he's on the end table (which is far too cluttered to even hold another remote (yes there are 4 there already! what?!) but this cat decides his little ass can get right in there... because CLEARLY I've placed that cup of water there for them to drink out of at their leisure. So I'm awakened this time to the sound of him drinking out of my cup of water!! Little bastard I tell you! I scream at him to knock it off and he runs away... only to come back 40 seconds later, like I'm not going to remember he'd just been there, and try it again! This went on for some time until he finally left me alone... and started chasing the other damn cats around the apartment! Finally there was quiet, so i lay there in bed, totally pissed off and incredibly irritated, but content in hopes that I'd fall asleep rather quickly. And then... my FUCKING ALARM WENT OFF.
I laid there and all I could think was "you have got to be fucking kidding me."
Not a great way to start the morning but at least that was tolerable in comparison to the day I've had since then.
Since then, I logged onto Myspace and everything just fell apart... I've been having a hard time keeping it together just so I can get through the work day ever since.
Hope everyone else is having a MUCH better day then I am... and I hope this all gets sorted out ASAP... or I'm just going to go insane.
Later. :-)
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