Yep... sometimes I really act like a guy!

It's been quite a while since I've posted because (A) I've been incredibly busy here @ work and have almost NO interest in even looking at my computer at home after staring at this one all day and (B) I'm having major problems thinking of something to freaking write about!

Then today I was reading some of Deb's archive's (again I don't know how to put a link in here so I'll just link her page on the left) and I read one that I found absolutely hilarious and made me want to create a list similar to her's. She called it "Things I do that girls don't do... or so we're led to believe." (This is back in her archives of September 2003... she's HILARIOUS and such an amazing writer.)

SO, here's my list:

• I curse... A LOT. It's to the point where people are positive I can't get through a sentence without using the "F" word... at least twice.
• I don't do "girly drinks". I only drink beer... and primarily Miller Lite. I don't want any "fancy" beer. Just give me a bottle (or a pint or a can, whatev) of Miller Lite and I'll be a VERY happy girl. Want to make me happier? Purchase a pitcher for us to share and I'll love you... at least until it's gone. ;-)
• As I've said before, most of my friends are guys. Don't get me wrong I love my girls but I have MORE guy friends then I do girl friends as it's easier. with this precursor, most of the time I'd much rather hang out with the guys and play quarters or shoot darts... anything competitive. I'll take you on. I'm not one of those girls that uses the "you need to take it easy on me because i'm a girl!" excuse.
• With that, I talk a LOT of shit. If we're shooting a game of darts, you better believe I'm talking a whole bunch of shit to you... and when I win, I'm gonna rub it in... HARD. But first I'll just turn around and look at you to get your reaction on getting your ass kicked by a girl... and don't worry, I'll always let you try for a rematch.
• I belch... a lot and LOUDLY. It's to the point where it'll echo in most places. (I'll OF COURSE remain polite in restaurants and some public ones, but if we're in a bar, forget about all that.) For a long time my father would ask me when I was going to act like a lady already... now he just congratulates me and then BRAGS about me to his friends. "Oh you think THAT was loud? You haven't met my daughter! Hey daughter of mine, get over here and show 'em what's up!"
• If I'm in the room with someone who lets out an impressive belch I'll normally give 'em a "nice push" or just a "niiiice one"... if you let out a LESS then impressive belch I'll likely ridicule you for a moment "really? I thought you had more then that in ya." "You really let me down with that one man."
• When I go out to dinner with a guy, I want FOOD. I'm not about to eat salad in front of a guy... unless it comes with my steak.... I hope MOST woman would do this but I've heard of quite a few who don't... it's sad!
• I can't stand shopping... I LOVE new stuff but I hate being in stores. I will NOT go to a mall and spend the whole day there. If that is your plan (as my friend) and I'm stranded in a different city I may threaten your life. I can't stand the putzing around and all of the people. I want into a store, walk around and if I don't see anything that catches my eye immediately, I'm out.
• I can't stand a guy who's more sensitive then I am. Don't get me wrong, I can definitely be incredibly sensitive but a guy who's worse then me? Knock it off. Right now. (This may make me sound like a bitch but... I'm sorry it has to be said.) An ex once started crying while we were fighting. ok nothing wrong with that say if we're maybe breaking up or something - NO. We were just having a fight and he started sobbing... on his KNEES, begging and whining. I was disgusted. I told him to get up off the floor and come and talk to me when he was, once again, a man and re-grew a dick. (I warned you. I can be a real bitch.)

So there it is... your turn!!! I promise I'll try and do an ACTUAL post soon!