Whining... to be immediately followed by some serious pouting.

Today sucks. The reasons for this follow:

1. I had a horrible stomach ache (to be quickly accompanied by a fun bout of heart burn) ALL. NIGHT. LONG.

2. Because of that ^ fun, I didn't get a lot of sleep (Meaning: I got maybe an hour… and that's being generous). Due to the heartburn, I couldn't lay down all the way so when I would dose off I'd be sitting halfway up in bed… and when that wasn't waking me up my stomach would start churning.

3. I'm HERE.

4. I had a REALLY hard time getting out of bed this morning. Now if you know me, you know I don't do the whole "snooze" thing. It makes no sense to me. if I think I’m going to need more sleep I'll either set it later before I go to bed or in the middle of the night. I did neither of those and it seriously took me over 10 minutes to roll out of bed… every time I'd sit up I would seriously crumble back against the pillows out of the sheer exhaustion.

5. After the battle with my body to get out of bed, I looked out the window and saw that it was raining… automatic shit mood.

6. I'm HERE.

7. I went to Starbucks in hopes of being able to FUNCTION today and got a Mocha and a piece of coffee cake… I can't really drink the mocha OR eat the coffee cake because my stomach is being a bastard.

8. I'm HERE…. And a co-worker (who just came in to ask if I needed to order anything) said she won't order me a bed for my office. :-(

Will someone save me please??